Call me Tess. I'm a mess. I'm a bundle of nerves, neuroses, and nerdy tendencies; 19 years old, Women's and Gender Studies major with a Film and New Media minor at The College of Saint Rose. Cis with she/her/hers pronouns, white passing half-Nepali, kinda fat and drop-dead gorgeous. Super-duper INFP, somewhere in between Slytherin and Ravenclaw, don't care enough about any other fandom affiliations to mention them here. Click the links above my glorious selfie for more. I am the founder and Maestra of Hipster Theatre Pictures.

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New Zealand artist Jamie Harkins and his fellow artist friends transform the beaches of Mount Maunganui into eye-popping works of art with their amazing 3D sand drawings.

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I think I broke Harry Potter

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So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

great stuff :D

Makes me want to find the post about the science wizards and the muggleborn students at Hogwarts again

interesting perspecitve

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[1/5 movies] → Treasure Planet (2002)

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Zoe Saldana in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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harrietvane:

#I love a lot of things about the way this show turned out but maybe the very best one is how joan is a watson with limits     #I don’t think I’ve ever seen an adaptation where watson doesn’t sigh in exasperation and then put up with the abuse     #from day zero she’s laying down rules     #and she’s patient and forgiving and remarkably low-key     #(anyone who wakes me up before my alarm clock on the regular is getting a knife to the face)     #but she absolutely knows the difference between eccentricity and unreasonable behavior    #and is utterly able and willing to enforce boundaries     #and to call holmes out    #repeatedly.     #now that I think of it I don’t particularly find watson interesting or likeable in… any adaptation I’ve seen?     #and suddenly you have a holmes/watson dynamic that’s actually played as equal     #where 2/3rds of their interaction is negotiation     #(the other 1/3rd is mutual appreciation society and it’s so much better because of the negotiations)    #real friends don’t just love you     #they also challenge you to become a better version of yourself     #that’s the show.   (via smokeandsong)

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television challenge → the lion king 2 “We are one, you and I. We are like the earth and sky. One family under the sun..” (2/5 animated movies) 

television challenge → the lion king 2 
“We are one, you and I. We are like the earth and sky.
One family under the sun..
 (2/5 animated movies) 

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I’m not like you guys.

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jiinsy:

On the edge of extinction, humanity turned to those willing and ready to defend it. Those who stepped up and worked in teams to protect all that they know and hold dear. Inside the base (commonly referred to as “The Magic Kingdom”) a living community thrives, Rangers, Engineers, Scientists, and civilians live out their lives not in fear, but defiance of the Kaiju threat. Each set of rangers has a different approach to battles. But one thing is true of all of them, they stand and fight for those they love. 

First set of what will probably be many. As in the cockpit, the dominant pilot stands to the right (our left). Check out all their individual posts for more in-depth stories on each team. 

Nani and Lilo || Jasmine and Aladdin 

Merida and Elinor || Nakoma and Pocahontas

Tiana and Naveen || Ariel and Eric

Kida and Milo || Hans and Anna

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